Christmas decorating a la Groman

I have been drafted - as in, involuntarily - into the Groman Christmas Decorating Frenzy. My mother in law decorates the decorations. We're all putting in about 3 hours a day, and she works from dawn to dusk putting up decorations. It takes her from now till Christmas - usually it takes her two months to put up the decorations.

I'm sure there's a quilt in here somewhere.